The Cursed Child (review)

I had been anticipating this play for a VERY long time and this script was a godsend. Having only been able to book tickets for March 2017 and still counting down until I get to see it live, this play was exactly the wizarding world fix I needed. I know I have pottermore and the movie Fantastic Beasts and where to find them. However, sometimes, many times, patience is not my virtue, and with lots of spoiler trolling the world wide web I was in dire need to find out who the cursed child is. So I did what any fan would do and I bought a copy of the play script the day it landed on shelves world wide.

* SPOILER ALERT *

Harry Potter continues to be the cursed child – we all knew it! This at least is my understanding of the tail. We start on a fastforward of 18 years. Our previous heroes are all happily married, with magical offspring and the jobs they so aspired to get. Albus, Harry{s younger son is about to go to Hogwarts – note remember the end of the last book when we have a flash forward? The play pretty much starts there. – and he too is concerned about becoming a Slytherin. Harry, high in virtue, promises that whatever happens he will not be judged but rather very much accepted and loved. Like all teenage dramas, how wrong could a parent be? Albus does get into Slytherin, befriends none other than Draco Malfoy’s son and becomes the dark sheep of the family. Even Granger’s daughter now despises him.

(I have a theory that Granger’s daughter and Malfoy’s son are going to get hitched in the Potter world future and have beautiful, cunning little babies. Malfoy and Granger will then have to become bff’s and the purist will have to apologise to her for his despicable behaviour as a spoilt teenage brat.)

Now fast forward a bit more, time turners are illegal, blah blah blah, but the point is Albus wants to do something right and ends up messing up big time. – I am trying not to ruin it too much – But he is trying to help this girl who turns out to be Bellatrix and Voldemort’s long lost daughter who is trying to change the past by killing Harry Potter as a baby. Now all of our heroes and their children jump on the time travelling band wagon go back, someone (you will find out who!) pretends to be Voldemort and saves the day. This is a really short and broken summary of the plot but my point is, how can anyone think that ALBUS is the cursed child and not HARRY? It’s obvious isn’t it? They all go back to save the poor kid from death only to become cursed and live out his first 18 years fighting off evil! Tum tum tum! Knew it.

Alternitavely you could say the cursed child is the daughter of Voldemort and Ballatrix LeStrange. I think this would be quite an obvious choice, as she is the most deadly of all and bound to never meet her parents. Regardless of who it is exactly – as it is never fully stated – I am pleased to see it is not Albus or Malfoy’s son, because that would be far too predictable. Plus the introduction of a daughter from He who must not be named and the deadliest death eater of all is brilliant, because it confirms, once more, the love that spawned between the two hideous characters. Even Voldemort needed a bit of love in his life clearly.

Rowling does a fantastic job of it though, I have to say. I loved the premise, if anything just because it was a pleasure to see that our heroes have become normal parents who too make mistakes. Not just some perfect examples of life. They are heroic in the aspect that they portray a totally normal dynamic. I also admire the teenage angst that fills the pages. There is clearly some hidden tension between young Potter and young Malfoy, many fan theories hinting at the first homosexual relationship to be fully played out in the Potterworld – seeing as don’t really have a full record of Dumbledor’s amorous life. We all know that young Malfoy wants a bit of young Granger-Weasley, but it is great that Albus definitely demonstrates hints of homosexuality. I can say that it was an obvious choice to choose him to carry this mantle seeing as he has already been selected into a different house from his family and is quite evidently the odd one out. In this sense I wished that Rowling had used a less obvious choice, for example his older brother James, which would have been refreshing and not overchanged Albus’ character with so many features. Also, is he would be echoing the life of the great magician he was named after and almost completing the circle. We are not yet sure that he is in fact gay, but the hints are there.

Overall, it is never a bad thing to return to the wizarding world, and I am excited to encounter it in this medium. March 2017 cannot come soon enough, and I will be watching magic come to life on stage in London. Share your thoughts on the script with me and anythings you have loved or hated about it.

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